Kenny Lofton: ageless pain in the a$$

So, I've always thought Kenny Lofton was pretty freaking annoying. That bat flip, his antics at the plate, etc. Generally, he's just a pain in the ass - does anybody actually like Kenny Lofton? But I think after his pathetic display last night - flipping the bat on a clear strike, then jawing at Beckett, and causing the scene observed below, we can elevate him to full DB status.


I really hope the fans in left give him the full treatment tomorrow night, because the Sox apparently aren't willing to take the necessary step of planting one in his ribs. Good thing we have Kryptonite on our side, at least:


Sleep well, Kenny, because tomorrow night, it's Welcome to Fenway, Douchebag.

Images from the Boston Globe.

UPDATE: Now with video, thanks to Awful Announcing:

Welcome to Honoring America, Douchebag

I'm not one who get's up-in-arms about many things and I'm not one of those uber-patriotic guys who can't hear but for the flag flapping in his ear. However, when I'm at a baseball game, I shut up, take my hat off, and listen to the national anthem. It's just one of those things you just do.

This comes to WTFD from the folks over at Home Run Derby.



Now, I hate to see Dwight Evans as part of this, but I'll be more than happy to place the blame on FOX and Butch Stearns. Why? I don't like FOX and local sports reporters can be as annoying as a teenager in a mall.

Jose Mota said what???

Well, I'm a bit late to the party on this one (story of my life, right?), but this needs to be spread to the winds. While he's not really a "douchebag", I think Jose Mota's hilarious on-air incompetence is deserving of being immortalized on WTFD.



With the ALCS moving to Fox and the broadcast teams being compressed for the NLCS (I would assume), I'm afraid our time with Jose is done for the year. He's had a couple of great broadcasting moments in this series, but none better than this one. Hopefully he'll be back next year. Thanks, Jose, and Welcome to Fenway, Douchebag.