
It pains me to put a member of the hometown club in the Pantheon of WTFD. But for now, this man is surely deserving of a prominent spot in the club. That stench you smell coming from Fenway (well, technically Camden Yards most recently, but essentially Fenway thanks to the throngs of Red Sox fans in attendance) are thanks in large part to this man. He is pretty much single-handedly responsible for turning a sweep into a series loss. When the Sox return to Friendly Fenway, let's all take a moment to welcome him to this most exclusive club. I think this photo says it pretty well:
"Dude, I can't figure out why I can't get anybody out."
"Maybe you should clean those ridiculous glasses so you could actually see the plate."
"I did, it's not helping."
"Well, then maybe you should suck less."
"Maybe you should clean those ridiculous glasses so you could actually see the plate."
"I did, it's not helping."
"Well, then maybe you should suck less."
Congratulations, Eric Gagne. Welcome to Fenway, Douchebag.

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As heard on NESN on Saturday/Sunday:
"Terry Francona said he would not use Gagne tonight becuase he threw too many pitches the other night."
Right, that's the reason. Maybe it's just because he's been pretty freaking lousy. Well, that was before his little improvement the other night, be he has a long way to go before he shakes-off his WTFD tag.
Some good deadspins et al. on this:
Gagne-French for no longer the closer
Water-bottle-tossin SOB
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